In a unexpected turn of events Taliban, Sena and few unnamed fundamentalist organizations have joined hands to thwart the Valentines day celebration. The sudden development has left the world leaders scratching their ass.

A joint press release is expected any time soon from the newly formed joint venture SVD “Screw the Valentines day”. A paparazzi had shot a picture of the leaders joining together and holding their hands high similar to what the Indian parliamentarians do before elections.

To pacify their followers the SVD leaders were overhead stating that this was only a marriage of convenience and post February 14 the alliance will be dissolved and the parties will hold on to their individual ideologies. The common enemy called love seems to be the binding force uniting the ideologically different parties. This joint venture seems to have be influenced by the Indian political system where parties with different ideologies join together for power and money and latter fight against each other.

As a goodwill gesture Taliban is expected to donate 10 suicide bombers to the Sena. In return Sena is expected to magnanimously declare that Mumbai can accommodate Taliban's. This has raised a fear psychosis among other parties that Sena might cash in on the minority vote bank with this strategic move. Meanwhile minority leaders fumed that they are being made guinea pigs by different vested parties.

Update 1 - America forms PVD to protect the world

Realizing the serious concerns about the threat posed by SVD, Obama has gone in for a locked up meeting with world leaders. Bush who has been in the hiding for some time is expected to be made the commander in chief of the newly formed PVD “Protect the Valentines Day” army. Bush has been the unanimous choice given his expertise in screwing up things, the name of one Mr.Clinton had also popped up when the leaders discussed as to who is the best guy to screw it up?

The world leaders are working out the nutty gritty as to arms sales that can be made to the SVD and how much they will be spending on the PVD which can be latter imposed on the developing and under developed countries. Meanwhile T-shirts with the slogan “The world needs America once again “ were selling like hot cakes and were displayed by proud Americans.

Pakistan to provide military base to US forces for action against India - Update 2

Taking hint from Bush statement that "Protect Valentine's Day" army will go on attack mode wherever protest happens (hint - India), Pakistan has openly expressed interest to provide base for the newly formed "Protect Valentines Day" army in exchange for a few billion dollars and a secret nuclear deal. Reliable sources inform that Pakistan military has already made significant progress in signing a deal with "Screw Valentines Day" rebels, giving hopes of a PVD deal too. Pakistan is trying to arm twist a multi billion dollar deal given its strategic location to oversea operations in India and Taliban combined with the insider information it has about most of the terrorist operations in the area. A multi billion dollar package is expected to be announced shortly by the PVD chief Bush.

Urgent Parlimentary Session Called, Rahul to celebrate Valentines day in local train -- Update 3

An urgent parliamentary session has been called up by Sonia and a Lightning fast committee is expected to be formed to come up with a report by 2020 on this serious issue facing the nation. The government is banking on the hope that the world will end in 2012 and the report will never come to light. To show a brave face to the world that they can't be cowed down by such threats Rahul is expected to dramatically celebrate the valentines day in a local train.

IPL venue may be shifted -- Update 4

The sudden development has left the IPL organizers in a tizzy and already plans are on to shift the show to a different country in anticipation of a wider audience reach. A bidding is expected to be held on February 14 wherein board members from different countries will bid for the prestigious rights.

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